- #1- Edward's skin is pretty and sparkly, while Jacob's is dull
- #2- Edward cares about u & protects u, while Jacob rats u out
- #3- Jacob's howling will keep u up at night, while Edward protects u while u sleep
- #4- In order to faze, Jacob has to be angry (& trust me u DO NOT want an angry wolf around), while Edward is naturally a vampire and doesn't have to be angry to become one
- #5- Edward gives u fun piggy back rides and holds u so u wont fall off, while when u ride on Jacob theres a chance u could fall off
- #6- Edward lives 4ever, while Jacob can only not age when he fazes (if he doesn't faze, he ages)
- #7- Jacob's nose looks all messed up, while Edward's doesn't
- #8- Jaocb's butt is hairy (because hes a wolf, and a wolf's butt has fur on it), while Edward's isn't
- #9- Edward can jump from tree to tree and make u feel like u r flying, while Jacob is to fat to jump from tree to tree
- #10- Edward can react to danger really fast, while u would have to wait for Jacob to faze
- #11- when Jacob fazes his clothes rip and he has to spend alot of money on new clothes, while Edward doesn't
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
11 Reasons Why Edward Is Better Than Jacob
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at least j is better looking than u
ReplyDeleteNOT ONLY GAY VAMPIRES!!! HIS WHOLE FAMILY SPARKLES AND IN THE MOVIE EVERY VAMPIRE SPARKLES!!!
ReplyDeleteJ IS SOOOOOOO NOT BETTER LOOKING THAN ME!!
ReplyDeleteAt least my websit template looks better than yours!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletegive me 100 reasons why sparkli is beter than hot stuff!
ReplyDeleteIDK 100 REASONS!!! STOP BEING TECHINICAL
ReplyDeleteI thought we were friends =(
ReplyDeleteedward is sparkly- THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!JACOB HAS 8 ABS! EDWARD HAS A 4TH OF 1
ReplyDeleteIF JACOBS CLOTHES COME OFF HE CAN WALK AROUND NAKED. WE ALL WANT THAT!
ReplyDeleteidk about u, but i would feel wierd if i saw a guy walking around with no shirt on, o and SPARKLES ARENT GAY!!!!!!!!! i think sparkles r pretty, and at least edward i loyal WAT NOW?!!?!?!
ReplyDeleteis not i
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