Tuesday, May 4, 2010

11 Reasons Why Edward Is Better Than Jacob

  • #1- Edward's skin is pretty and sparkly, while Jacob's is dull
  • #2- Edward cares about u & protects u, while Jacob rats u out
  • #3- Jacob's howling will keep u up at night, while Edward protects u while u sleep
  • #4- In order to faze, Jacob has to be angry (& trust me u DO NOT want an angry wolf around), while Edward is naturally a vampire and doesn't have to be angry to become one
  • #5- Edward gives u fun piggy back rides and holds u so u wont fall off, while when u ride on Jacob theres a chance u could fall off
  • #6- Edward lives 4ever, while Jacob can only not age when he fazes (if he doesn't faze, he ages)
  • #7- Jacob's nose looks all messed up, while Edward's doesn't
  • #8- Jaocb's butt is hairy (because hes a wolf, and a wolf's butt has fur on it), while Edward's isn't
  • #9- Edward can jump from tree to tree and make u feel like u r flying, while Jacob is to fat to jump from tree to tree
  • #10- Edward can react to danger really fast, while u would have to wait for Jacob to faze
  • #11- when Jacob fazes his clothes rip and he has to spend alot of money on new clothes, while Edward doesn't

11 comments:

  1. at least j is better looking than u

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  2. NOT ONLY GAY VAMPIRES!!! HIS WHOLE FAMILY SPARKLES AND IN THE MOVIE EVERY VAMPIRE SPARKLES!!!

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  3. J IS SOOOOOOO NOT BETTER LOOKING THAN ME!!

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  4. At least my websit template looks better than yours!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  5. give me 100 reasons why sparkli is beter than hot stuff!

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  6. IDK 100 REASONS!!! STOP BEING TECHINICAL

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  7. edward is sparkly- THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!JACOB HAS 8 ABS! EDWARD HAS A 4TH OF 1

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  8. IF JACOBS CLOTHES COME OFF HE CAN WALK AROUND NAKED. WE ALL WANT THAT!

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  9. idk about u, but i would feel wierd if i saw a guy walking around with no shirt on, o and SPARKLES ARENT GAY!!!!!!!!! i think sparkles r pretty, and at least edward i loyal WAT NOW?!!?!?!

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